Randy Orton
Satirical news about Randy Orton, out of nowhere. 116 stories, 2012–2023.
Leaked posters reveal Cena headlining WrestleManias 31 through 78
Finishing move delivered without authority
Oklahoma TV station censors WWE “Evolution” segment
Evolution bears no trace of intelligent design
Indecisive wrestling fans launch “Maybe Movement”
Randy Orton begins WrestleMania entrance
WWE Studios snubbed by Oscars yet again
Orton accidentally defecates in his own luggage
WWE Universe goes on strike
Wrestling faction Evolution never existed, says Creationist group
WWE Studios once again snubbed by Oscars
Randy Orton dozes off mid-promo
Naive wrestling fan actually expects decisive title unification Sunday
Cena versus Orton billed as “Once in a Lifetime”
Voices in Orton’s head forget their lines
WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming
Still-vacant WWE Championship to be auctioned on eBay
Battleground renamed Night of Champions 2
Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News
Orton performs variation of “Go To Sleep” by talking
IWC on ADR vs. RVD for WHC at WWE NoC PPV: MoTN or WTF?
Orton realizes he has become a legend, kills self
Randy Orton will go to the papers if he has to
