Royal Rumble
Satirical news about the Royal Rumble. 117 stories, 2012–2023.
AEW merges with Saudi-owned WIV Wrestling
Popular annual professional wrestling event “WWE WrestleMania” to be held in Texas this weekend
Shane McMahon re-launching WCW
Frustrated wrestling fan boycotts WWE for 27th time
“Best Royal Rumble ever,” raves first-time Royal Rumble viewer
Rumors rampant regarding Rowdy Ronda Rousey Royal Rumble return — and we dare you to read this whole story aloud!
Johnny Knoxville, David Arquette and Gordon Ramsay among confirmed entrants in WWE Royal Rumble
EPIC! Charlotte and Lita deliver another masterclass in stilted dialogue
Due to talent releases, upcoming WWE Royal Rumble match to feature only 23 entrants
Goldberg returning to WWE television next week
WWE adds June pay-per-view WrestleMania Backlash Backlash
Bad Bunny to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
Hungry WWE youngster finally gets big push with Rumble win
WWE’s Royal Rumble was recorded last Tuesday — and here are the leaked results!
SPOILERS! Here are the six “surprise” entrants in Sunday’s Royal Rumble
SPOILER ALERT! Here are the six “surprise” entrants in Sunday’s Royal Rumble match
Goldberg says he’s “hungry” to face McIntyre at Royal Rumble
Wrestling legends welcome old friend to Heaven by going “absolutely banana”
SummerSlam expected to shatter ThunderDome attendance record of 27
Fans without benefit of flash photography struggle to capture Edge & Christian reunion
Did you notice? WWE replaced all its squared circles with circled squares
WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately after Royal Rumble
Kofi to avoid Rumble elimination by amputating both feet
