Royal Rumble
Satirical news about the Royal Rumble. 117 stories, 2012–2023.
Fan with replica WWE Championship belt defends it more than Lesnar defends real thing
Where Are They Now? Seth Rollins
“I respect women’s wrestling,” fan tweets moments before Googling “Becky Lynch wardrobe malfunction”
DISGRACEFUL: Women’s Royal Rumble Won by Man
Wrestling fans worldwide awake pleasantly surprised that Royal Rumble match is still happening
WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately following Royal Rumble
CORRECTION: Our earlier “Royal Rumble Results” post seems to have been premature
The Royal Rumble was pre-taped Tuesday after SmackDown — and here are the results!
WWE unveils new six-sided ring
WWE “seriously considering” Universal Championship run for David Arquette
Where Are They Now? Former Tag Team Champion Nicholas
Can you spot the 8 subtle differences between these photos?
McMahon “shocked, quite frankly” to learn Starrcade still a thing
Undertaker and Triple H to collide for the last “last time ever” ever
WWE returning to Saudi Arabia for “The Greatest All In”
Reigns announces he will defend Universal Championship only four times per year
WWE permanently relocating to Middle East
WWE adds “The Greatest” to name of every pay-per-view
United Arab Emirates to host The Greatest American Bash
Greatest Royal Rumble to feature Greatest Khali and Greatest Muta
Dubai to host The Greatest WrestleMania
“Free agent” Cena seeks WrestleMania opponent via Craigslist
We rank the 728 most shocking times wrestlers pointed at the WrestleMania sign
