Royal Rumble
Satirical news about the Royal Rumble. 117 stories, 2012–2023.
Rousey insists she was just pointing at a friend sitting near the WrestleMania sign
Can Rousey make the transition from phony UFC to a real sport?
SPOILER ALERT! The Royal Rumble was pre-taped yesterday — and here are the results
60-Person Mixed Royal Rumble Set for 2019
Sexist NJPW has no Wrestle Queendom
WWE announces “historic” all-men Lingerie Pillow Fight
The 17 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2017
Sexist women-only Royal Rumble unfairly excludes male wrestlers
Elimination Chamber Predictions: 5 Matches That Definitely Won’t Happen
Goldberg quickly demolishes Lesnar in game of Scrabble
Promising WWE rookie finally gets main-event push
SPOILERS! Royal Rumble was pre-taped yesterday, and here are the results
TNA “Regal Rumble” to feature 30 wrestlers fighting their way into shark cage
Gallagher puts self in submission hold so complex even he can’t reverse it
Lesnar loses two-minute house show match to Ellsworth
Wrestling fans prepare for “Eleventh-Grandest Stage of Them All”
In-depth Analysis: Does Undertaker Deserve Eventual Induction Into WWE Hall of Fame?
Can wrestling fans count? Cesaro Swing footage casts doubt
TNA invasion of WWE unfolding precisely as planned, gloats Carter
Having lost his WWE debut, heartbroken AJ Styles returns to TNA
Rookie underdog Helmsley finally gets WWE push
WWE pushes envelope with controversial Francesca Vick angle
WWE fans desperately hoping for 30 surprise Rumble entrants
