The Undertaker
Rest in peace: satirical news about The Undertaker. 188 stories, 2012–2024.
Wrestling fans shocked to learn Undertaker ages normally
Recent photo of Undertaker casts doubt on WrestleMania return
Undertaker may or may not perform at WrestleMania, confirms dirtsheet
Undertaker spotted in Exotic Express
Undertaker joins cast of The Walking Dead
“Undertaker looks awful,” comments overweight, acne-ridden wrestling fan
Cash-strapped Undertaker hits indy wrestling circuit
Shocked Undertaker fan admits he was just sneezing
Undertaker, Punk confirmed for Legends House Season 2
The real story behind why Undertaker lost at WrestleMania
Lesnar also breaks Undertaker’s not-appearing-on-Raw streak
Undertaker requests do-over
Undertaker sent back to developmental
Undertaker-Lesnar decision reversed thanks to fan petition
Bashful Heyman refuses to boast about clients’ successes
Brock Lesnar conquers Undertaker’s Angry Birds high score
Conspiracy theorist insists Undertaker was screwed by Earl Hebner
Vince McMahon declares bankruptcy after betting on Undertaker
WrestleMania DVD to feature alternate ending in which Undertaker wins
Sting retains WrestleMania streak of 0-0
WWE reveals Lesnar actually pinned Impostor Undertaker
Undertaker begins WrestleMania losing streak
Undertaker calls in sick for WrestleMania
