The Undertaker
Rest in peace: satirical news about The Undertaker. 188 stories, 2012–2024.
Superdome bathrooms being fortified for Divas match stampede
Undertaker suspended after Wellness Policy test reveals he is a dead man
Primatologists use bananas to lure Lesnar back to Raw
Bieber confirmed for retirement match against Undertaker
Undertaker to be portrayed at WrestleMania by Hunico
Undertaker hoping for “Breakout Star of the Year” Slammy
Undertaker hoping for TNA tryout
Undertaker tweets selfie at Justin Bieber concert
Sting confirmed to face Undertaker at family funeral
Ben Affleck to portray The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30
Undertaker spends yet another day eating ice cream and watching infomercials
Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home
CM Punk hopes WrestleMania will be a stepping stone to TNA
Undertaker vows to wrestle at all WWE events within walking distance of his house
Mick Foley planning one last crazy “bump” for Hall of Fame ceremony
Undertaker spends 364 days a year dreading going back to work on the 365th
Undertaker adjusts brightness of reading lamp by ominously raising arms
Paul Bearer’s urn full of M&M’s
Kane feeling strangely indifferent about Undertaker lately
