TNA / Impact Wrestling
Satirical news about TNA and Impact Wrestling. 106 stories, 2012–2023.
Mysterious “higher power” lurking at TNA events rumored to be Dixie Carter
Meet the six new members of the WWE Board of Directors
Helmsley appoints Dixie Carter as WWE’s “second-in-command”
WWE Sold to Dixie Carter
Jeff Jarrett’s wife reportedly a total Karen
Third night of WrestleMania to be broadcast from Impact Zone
Vince McMahon steps down, names Dixie Carter as successor
EC3 unveils new manager, Aunt Dixie
Mixed Match Challenge to feature AJ and Wendy Styles vs. Samoa Joe and Claire Lynch
WWE’s all-women PPV is a historic first… unless you count the time TNA did it… and all those Shimmer events, and…
“Randy” Ronda Rooney debuts on Impact Wrestling
WWE hosting its half-baked Bound for Glory knock-off tonight
Jarrett rumored for H-A Double-L O Double-F A-M-E
Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE finally complete
The Mortician debuts in Impact Wrestling
TNA “Regal Rumble” to feature 30 wrestlers fighting their way into shark cage
Trump appoints Dixie Carter as Much Smaller Business Administrator
Dixie Carter Buys WWE
WWE buys TNA tape library, discovers it’s all on Betamax
Dixie Carter unmasks to reveal she was Vince McMahon all along
Aron Rex joined in TNA by stunt double Mizron Rexdow
TNA Brand Split: Who Will Run Tuesday Night Impactdown?
Debate finally settled: TNA better than WWE
