TNA / Impact Wrestling
Satirical news about TNA and Impact Wrestling. 106 stories, 2012–2023.
Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE nearing completion
Mystery buyer of TNA revealed to be Ted Turner
TNA relocates to van down by the river
WWE hosts its annual second-rate knock-off of Bound for Glory
TNA invasion of WWE unfolding precisely as planned, gloats Carter
Having lost his WWE debut, heartbroken AJ Styles returns to TNA
TNA signs new TV deal in exchange for magic beans
Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE continues
Desperate WWE signs two more TNA cast-offs
Bill O’Reilly confirmed to host TNA Slammiversary
Raw moving to Destination America
Ziggler, Rowan, Ryback signed to Ring of Honor
Monday Night Raw moving to Tuesdays
Desperate WWE pins hopes on yet another TNA reject
Controversial new study suggests that TNA still exists
TNA announces Impact moving to Thurdnuesdays
Guy who never watches Impact Wrestling mourns its cancellation
Spike TV to showcase TNA Wrestling on “1000 Ways to Die”
Impact Wrestling signed to Oprah Winfrey Network
TNA to introduce no-sided ring
All-Holds-Barred match fails to entertain
TNA’s Creative Team seeks more suitable team name
TNA announces new pay-per-view called Playback
