TNA / Impact Wrestling
Satirical news about TNA and Impact Wrestling. 106 stories, 2012–2023.
Eric Young announces he needs neck surgery
Astronomers fail to detect TNA Universe
Undertaker hopes WrestleMania will be “stepping stone” to TNA
CM Punk signs with TNA, walks out
McMahon sells WWE to Dixie Carter
“Hijack Impact” plan fails after nobody shows up for TNA event
Sting signed to WWE developmental
Frustrated Daniel Bryan signs with TNA
TNA Network to launch on Nashville public-access station
Wade Barrett delivers bad news to TNA
Jeff Jarrett returning to WWE to portray Hunico
TNA rebranded as “Entertainment-y Sports” company
Sin Cara signs with TNA by accident
Undertaker hoping for TNA tryout
Dixie Carter rumored as buyer of Smashing Pumpkins
Wrestling news site quotes reliable source
TNA put up for sale on eBay
TNA aims to boost ratings with weekly Raw recaps
TNA announces next PPV will feature 8 “Empty Arena” matches
Impact Wrestling fan accidentally orders X-rated “Bound for Glory Hole”
TNA calls Bound for Glory “The Blandest Stage of Them All”
Mysterious TNA newcomer Ethan to debut, get released, tonight
TNA relocates to backyard
