Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE unveils new six-sided ring
McMahon finally scrapes last bits of cement out of Corvette
WWE addresses “toxic masculinity” by mandating all feuds be settled via respectful dialogue
McMahon submits “Top 10 Greatest Promoters” article to Bleacher Report under pen name
Government shutdown leaves Linda McMahon “struggling to make ends meet” without pay
Vince McMahon gets “WWE Forever” neck tattoo
Leaked WWE documents reveal new names and gimmicks for main-roster call-ups
Increasingly volatile McMahon threatens WWE “shutdown” if ratings don’t improve
Nativity scene at WWE Christmas Pageant ruined after Hornswoggle escapes manger
WWE “seriously considering” Universal Championship run for David Arquette
McMahon promises to “shake things up” with more frantic camera zooming
“Changing with the times,” WWE bans all forms of emotional and physical aggression
WWE promises to “change with the times” to crowd still doing 17-year-old “What!?” chant
Vince McMahon says these 5 “big changes” to WWE will “take effect immediately”
Lesnar vs. Hogan at WrestleMania 35? Leaked contract appears legitimate
Can you spot the 8 subtle differences between these photos?
McMahon “shocked, quite frankly” to learn Starrcade still a thing
SORRY LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES, but Donald Trump is the BEST WRESTLER in the WWE Hall of Fame! SHARE IF YOU AGREE!
Everyone knows there were six different Ultimate Warriors — but do you know who portrayed them?
Enraged McMahon vows to “destroy Lou Keymia, whoever the hell he is”
Amid sexism allegations, WWE allows men to participate in Evolution as valets
Due to the country’s long history of human-rights violations, WWE cancels upcoming events in United States
McMahon “never” attends WrestleMania because he is “too busy”
