Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Can this 49-year-old corporate executive defeat this 53-year-old man in a spooky Halloween costume?
Austin admits to senate inquiry he “drank a few beers” in 1990s but denies drunken ass-whuppings
Trump insists he single-handedly defeated Umaga at WrestleMania 23
Piercing industry suffers drastic drop in revenues following WWE event
WWE returning to Saudi Arabia for “The Greatest All In”
Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?
Michael Cole suspended for not hollering “The Big Dog” frequently enough
WWE Raw expanding to five hours in 2019
McMahon re-launching World Bodybuilding Federation
Strowman and Owens to collide in first-ever “Hell in a Porta-Potty” match
Unprecedented! Rival wrestlers forced to become unlikely tag partners!
Trump adds hair-versus-hair stipulation to historic North Korea summit
WWE SmackDown to become most believable programming on Fox
Advanced facial-recognition software proves Mr. America was actually Dan Spivey
WWE permanently relocating to Middle East
WWE adds “The Greatest” to name of every pay-per-view
Greatest Royal Rumble to feature Greatest Khali and Greatest Muta
Dubai to host The Greatest WrestleMania
SCANDAL! President Trump never wears his WWE Hall of Fame ring
Next week’s Raw to be three-hour Ultimate Deletion sequel
Football fans excited for their half-assed version of WrestleMania
Vince McMahon: “Screw it, I’m relaunching WBF too”
Ted Turner announces launch of World Championship Football
