Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE Network free for November, $19.98 for December
Vince McMahon still undefeated against God
WWE Network drops 6-month commitment, but McMahon demands first-born
Inescapable, impenetrable Hell in a Cell once again escaped, penetrated
BREAKING: Hell in a Cell cancelled to avoid conflict with Total Divas
WWE insists Big Show actually yanked down improperly hung French flag
Raw losing ratings war to NXT
Leaked Raw script reveals three-hour “Growing Up Bella” segment
This Promoter’s Shocking Confession Will Forever Change How You Feel About Pro Wrestling — And What He Says At The End Brought Me To Tears
Sin Cara unmasks, reveals it was Mr. McMahon all along
Vince McMahon celebrates one-millionth utterance of “quite frankly”
Godwinns take ALS Slop Bucket Challenge
WWE 2K15 roster unveiled, Mordecai snubbed again
Slater’s Raw victory arranged by Make-A-Wish Foundation
WWE reports $14.5 million loss; Snitsky denies fault
Triple-H gets brow surgically unfurrowed
XFL Network off to a slow start
Emma fired, rehired, dismissed, reinstated, released, recruited, canned
WWE releases McMahon
WWE Divas are positive role models for girls, McMahon says with straight face
“History is being made tonight!” shouts wrestling commentator every single night
McMahon holding off on WWE Network subscription until price drops a bit
Vince McMahon Sr. rolls in grave during entire episode of Total Divas
