Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Vince McMahon declares bankruptcy after betting on Undertaker
Scooby Doo solves mystery of Katie Vick
WrestleMania DVD to feature alternate ending in which Undertaker wins
Paperwork error leads to Hall of Fame induction of Fake Razor Ramon
McMahon sells WWE to Dixie Carter
Lita’s Hall of Fame speech to feature Live Sex Celebration
Vince McMahon announces launch of WBF Network
Glitchy WWE Network scrapped in favor of 1-900 hotline
CM Punk something something something
Series finale of Monday Night Raw to wrap up all loose ends
Delusional Zack Ryder points at WrestleMania sign
Coliseum Video finally releases Best of the WWF Vol. 21
WWE closes down in accordance with its own anti-bullying stance
WWE promises biggest announcement in the history of the universe
WWE declares bankruptcy after departure of Kaitlyn
Jericho to be cryogenically frozen for Y3J return
Yet another McMahon family Christmas ruined by drunken Vince “firing” everyone
McMahon planning encore performance of Stand Back at Slammy Awards
WWE turns heel with controversial pro-cancer campaign
Gobbledy Gooker slaughtered in McMahon family Thanksgiving ritual
Vince McMahon googles Survivor Series card
WWE signs Toronto mayor as new monster heel
Mike Adamle returns to WWE commentary in nightmarish parallel universe
Vince McMahon figures he’ll just stream Battleground