Vince McMahon

Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.

Snitsky admits fault

Snitsky admits fault

Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News

Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News

WWE launches Myspace page

WWE launches Myspace page

3MB booked at “Night of Champions” for purely ironic reasons

3MB booked at “Night of Champions” for purely ironic reasons

Wrestling fans brace themselves for Mae Young twerking

Wrestling fans brace themselves for Mae Young twerking

McMahon buys TNA on a drunken whim

McMahon buys TNA on a drunken whim

McMahon determined to give XFL another try

McMahon determined to give XFL another try

Vince McMahon shocked to discover wrestling is rigged

Vince McMahon shocked to discover wrestling is rigged

Fandango comes out of closet as straight

Fandango comes out of closet as straight

Conspiracy theorist believes Mr. America was actually Hulk Hogan in disguise

Conspiracy theorist believes Mr. America was actually Hulk Hogan in disguise

McMahon orders all WWE superstars to come out as gay

McMahon orders all WWE superstars to come out as gay

Instant replay reveals Bret Hart did not tap out in Montreal

Instant replay reveals Bret Hart did not tap out in Montreal

Older, wiser Billy Kidman now prefers to be called William Manman

Older, wiser Billy Kidman now prefers to be called William Manman

WWE Hall of Fame celebrates 20th year of not existing

WWE Hall of Fame celebrates 20th year of not existing

BREAKING NEWS: WWE smartphone app exists

BREAKING NEWS: WWE smartphone app exists

WWE launches controversial “Sure, Try This at Home” campaign

WWE launches controversial “Sure, Try This at Home” campaign

Owen Hart pulls hilarious rib on God

Owen Hart pulls hilarious rib on God

Triple H breaks his hand with improper sledgehammer technique

Triple H breaks his hand with improper sledgehammer technique

WWE launches “Get the W Out” campaign

WWE launches “Get the W Out” campaign

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page to square off in yoga deathmatch

Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page to square off in yoga deathmatch

World Wrestling Entertainment apologizes for misspelling NEXT

World Wrestling Entertainment apologizes for misspelling NEXT

McMahon suddenly realizes “Extreme Rules” is an oxymoron

McMahon suddenly realizes “Extreme Rules” is an oxymoron

The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania

The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania