Vince McMahon

Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.

Conspiracy theorist insists Max Moon landing was hoaxed

Conspiracy theorist insists Max Moon landing was hoaxed

Randy Orton nabbed by Dateline NBC’s “To Catch an Apex Predator”

Randy Orton nabbed by Dateline NBC’s “To Catch an Apex Predator”

Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view

Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view

Bret Hart saving a fortune in hair grease since retirement

Bret Hart saving a fortune in hair grease since retirement

Michael Cole describes a move he’s never seen before as “vintage”

Michael Cole describes a move he’s never seen before as “vintage”

Thousands of frustrated WWE fans launch “Occupy Stamford” movement

Thousands of frustrated WWE fans launch “Occupy Stamford” movement

Vince McMahon secretly hoping for another Gulf War

Vince McMahon secretly hoping for another Gulf War

TNA Wrestling celebrates 10 years of making WWE look better

TNA Wrestling celebrates 10 years of making WWE look better

Three million gallons of unsold ICOPRO buried behind Titan Tower

Three million gallons of unsold ICOPRO buried behind Titan Tower

1001st episode of Raw to feature “nothing but Doink”

1001st episode of Raw to feature “nothing but Doink”

WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw

WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw

McMahon surprised to learn NXT still exists

McMahon surprised to learn NXT still exists

Christian promoted to Colonel Charisma

Christian promoted to Colonel Charisma

Indy wrestling promoter refers to his “territory” with a straight face

Indy wrestling promoter refers to his “territory” with a straight face

Wrestler’s marriage somehow fails

Wrestler’s marriage somehow fails

Actual Punjabi prison more enjoyable than watching Punjabi Prison match, says inmate

Actual Punjabi prison more enjoyable than watching Punjabi Prison match, says inmate

McMahon to launch golf league called XGL

McMahon to launch golf league called XGL

McMahon cries himself to sleep after reading 4,283,938 negative tweets about No Way Out

McMahon cries himself to sleep after reading 4,283,938 negative tweets about No Way Out

Vince McMahon’s “strut” actually a neurological disorder

Vince McMahon’s “strut” actually a neurological disorder

Michael Cole reiterates the longest-running weekly plug in television history

Michael Cole reiterates the longest-running weekly plug in television history

Vince McMahon’s chin dimple is wealthier than you

Vince McMahon’s chin dimple is wealthier than you

“Divas just as important as male Superstars,” McMahon somehow says with straight face

“Divas just as important as male Superstars,” McMahon somehow says with straight face

Jesse Ventura’s “Conspiracy Theory” re-opens Montreal Screwjob scandal

Jesse Ventura’s “Conspiracy Theory” re-opens Montreal Screwjob scandal

World Wildlife Enterprises claims ownership of WWE acronym

World Wildlife Enterprises claims ownership of WWE acronym