Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Triple-H relieved he didn’t marry Ted Turner’s daughter instead
McMahon caught singing “Stand Back” in the shower
McMahon unveils even more humiliating “Kiss My Face Club”
WWE Divas suspended for using performance-enhancing jugs
McMahon can’t bear to get rid of closetful of baby-blue sportcoats
All WWE wrestlers now hoping to lose in 18 seconds
WWE hires new “Uncreative Team” to rehash successful old ideas
Jack Tunney Presidential Library opens in Stamford
Natalya dreading new “sharting” gimmick
Rob Van Dam’s theme song named “Worst Song of All Time”
Vince McMahon still pronouncing it “russling”
WWE pays Limp Bizkit $2 million to not perform at WrestleMania
Jinder Mahal only hired so WWE can use Punjabi Prison again
Vince Russo poorly books his own vacation
McMahon upset by “thumbs down” PPV review by chubby guy on webcam
Squared circle “geometrically impossible,” insist mathematicians
