Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Newly colorized restoration of first WrestleMania lets you experience wrestling history the way your grandad did
“Shawn Michaels hasn’t aged well,” says fan who has aged much, much worse
Marty Jannetty confesses to hurling himself through window in 1992
Marty Jannetty accidentally confesses to 2007 McMahon limo bombing
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson buys XFL, TOUT, WBF and ICOPRO
WWE inflates WrestleMania III attendance figure to 357,173
Orlando Mayor: “Mysterio and Rollins must wear safety goggles” at Extreme Rules
McMahon: “I never liked live crowds anyway”
Saudi Arabia to host The GREATEST Greatest Wrestling Match Ever EVER
SPOILER! Edge-vs-Orton was pre-taped yesterday and was the worst wrestling match ever
Viral documentary finally exposes TRUTH behind Montreal #PlanJob
McMahon reportedly “feeling unwell” and he’s gonna, he’s gonna, heeee’s gonnnna, he’s gonna puke
Trump recommends shaving the head of your nemesis as virus cure
Raw cancelled after McMahon “totally thought today was Sunday”
McMahon advises Trump to dangle economic stimulus package over America in metal briefcase
Providers of “essential service” deemed inessential
Kayfabe News takes day off satirizing wrestling after WWE actually deemed an “essential service” in Florida
McMahon planning third XFL resurrection for 2038
Wrestling fans ordered to make “temporary suspension of disbelief” permanent
WrestleMania extended to FOUR consecutive nights!
McMahon: “I never liked live audiences anyway”
WWE roadies struggling to cram enormous WrestleMania set into Performance Center
God finally gets revenge on McMahon (the working-from-home edition)
