Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE wrestlers must now wash hands between maneuvers
WWE mitigates Coronavirus threat by smearing wrestlers in hand sanitizer rather than baby oil
McMahon vows to “wipe out” all indy wrestling by 2025
McMahon suspended for multiple Wellness Policy violations
Goldberg sparks Seniors Revolution with #GiveSeniorsAChance hashtag
Will this year’s WrestleMania be the FINAL WrestleMania?
Football fans gearing up for their half-assed knockoff of WrestleMania
McMahon threatens to cancel NXT if it “keeps upstaging” main roster
Nicolas Cage Confirmed to Star in Vince McMahon Biopic
All footage of Jericho and Rhodes removed from WWE Network
RAW PREVIEW: Lana and Lashley to something something something please God please make it stop
Lesnar signs exclusive three-year, zero-match WWE contract
Indy wrestling promoter talks about his “territory” with straight face
Russo sues Riddle for bro infringement
Kayfabe News apologizes for these small very factual errors in its reporting
Fan with extremely bizarre and specific fetish turned-on by Smackdown attack
Kayfabe’s Cutest Keisters — Rating the 5 Best Men’s Butts in WWE
BREAKING NEWS! WWE expanding to 5 hours starting in January
Gooker slaughtered in annual McMahon family Thanksgiving ritual
New Universal Championship belt getting mixed reviews
WWE adopts gender-neutral language, Lynch re-branded as The They
McMahon blames fans for declining ratings: “They should watch no matter what!”
Zack Ryder still stranded in Saudi airport
