Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE airs landmark one-millionth replay of Cena’s nose breakage
Heyman sent back to developmental to hone mic skills
Wrestling fans celebrate 60 consecutive days without appearance by Machine Gun Kelly
Kleenex sales skyrocket as wrestling fans anticipate emotional Raw
Millions of wrestling fans gather for enormous group hug
Villain from Suburban Commando attacks Lesnar
Jaded wrestling fan mortified to realize he looks forward to Cena segments
Daniel Bryan announces he will retire someday
Paige’s bum to battle Nikki Bella’s bum at Battleground
NXT moving from Full Sail University to Harvard
Raw series finale to reveal it was all just a crazy dream
Leaked documents reveal Vince McMahon’s rules for WWE fans
Having conquered UFC and WWE, Lesnar sets sights on WNBA
Millions of wrestling fans witness sunrise for first time
6 Fascinating Things You Never Knew About WWE
WWE pay-per-view presumably happening tonight
Finisher actually finishes match
Finn Bálor’s makeup promoted to main roster; Bálor to remain at NXT
Atheist denies existence of Mick Foley
Kevin Owens apologizes for not powerbombing Machine Gun Kelly sooner
Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives
Wrestling fan only capable of communicating via chants
Wrestling legend orchestrates one final Dusty Finish
