Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Paige has wardrobe malfunction at WWE event
Pro wrestling “silly and implausible,” insists Scientologist
Samoan wrestler inexplicably not related to Rock
Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens provide hope to pudgy unattractive men everywhere
Big Show turns heel, face, heel, face, heel, face, heel, face, heel at WWE event
Cena and Rusev to square off in “Last Fan Watching” match
Mother’s Day a bittersweet occasion for Mae Young’s hand
Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw
Former WrestleMania star to “compete” in phony “sport” of boxing
Booker T “fantastic” on commentary, insists deaf fan
Rollins debuts new finisher, Raised Concrete Ledge Stamp
Apathetic wrestling fans unquestioningly accept cage match with banned moves
Lip-reader insists Michaels told Flair: “I’m sorry, elephant shoe”
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WWE assigns letter grade to every fan based on gullibility
McMahon spends all day avoiding Raw spoilers
Fan with replica belt walking around like he’s pretty hot shit
Raw After Raw After WrestleMania expected to be blah
Suspended Lesnar returns to quilting
Homophobic wrestling fan suddenly realizes he’s watching oiled-up musclemen tussle
Sheamus returns at WrestleMania unnoticed due to sunlight
WrestleMania 31 Ranked Among “Top 30 WrestleManias of All Time”
Dick pics guy wins championship from penis chest tattoo guy
