Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

CM Punk seeks restraining order against all wrestling fans

CM Punk seeks restraining order against all wrestling fans

Mark Henry to star in Broadway production of Hamlet

Mark Henry to star in Broadway production of Hamlet

Self-proclaimed “smart mark” is only half right

Self-proclaimed “smart mark” is only half right

Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt

Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt

Time-travelling wrestling fans from 2001 chant “What!?”

Time-travelling wrestling fans from 2001 chant “What!?”

Pretentious fan only refers to WWE wrestlers by their indy names

Pretentious fan only refers to WWE wrestlers by their indy names

Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament

Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament

Wrestling fan “smart” to the business but “dumb” at life

Wrestling fan “smart” to the business but “dumb” at life

Wrestling match ends during commercial break

Wrestling match ends during commercial break

Millions of wrestling fans worldwide sign up for ballroom dancing lessons

Millions of wrestling fans worldwide sign up for ballroom dancing lessons

Smackdown audience preparing to disappoint

Smackdown audience preparing to disappoint

16,000 wrestling fans scour New Jersey in search of lozenges

16,000 wrestling fans scour New Jersey in search of lozenges

Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”

Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”

WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”

WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”

80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle

80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle

Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff

Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff

“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike

“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike

WWE fans happy to see the Bella Quadruplets

WWE fans happy to see the Bella Quadruplets

Randy Orton replaced by life-size cardboard cutout of himself

Randy Orton replaced by life-size cardboard cutout of himself

Disgruntled TNA fans chant “We Want Russo”

Disgruntled TNA fans chant “We Want Russo”

TNA to hold events in individual fans’ homes

TNA to hold events in individual fans’ homes

Man shot in the brain suddenly becomes a fan of The Rock

Man shot in the brain suddenly becomes a fan of The Rock

Football fans eagerly await their half-assed version of WrestleMania

Football fans eagerly await their half-assed version of WrestleMania

Cereal spokesman to face milk spokesman at WrestleMania

Cereal spokesman to face milk spokesman at WrestleMania