Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Royal Rumble countdown clock helps fans remember reverse numerical order
Prolonged exposure to wrestling can reduce vocabulary to “yes,” “no,” and “what!?”
Paul Heyman to record cover of The Beatles’ “I Am the Walrus”
Cena believes fans are chanting “You can dress well”
Sunny named AOL’s “Most Downtrodden Woman” of 2012
481 wrestling fans making “Ryblack” signs for tonight’s Smackdown taping
Study shows that any moron can technically be a “smart” wrestling fan
TNA fans on their feet (due to lack of chairs)
Attractive female at ringside presumed to be wrestler’s wife or mistress
Police officers on Raw look strangely similar to local indie wrestlers
Wrestling fan strangely not ashamed of smug, know-it-all post in online forum
Traditional Survivors Series match expected to be traditionally long, dull
Sole member of Pedro Morales Fan Club passes away
Young fan doesn’t know what the second W in WWE stands for
Randy Savage’s birthday marked by obese fan snapping into 60 Slim Jims
Vatican confirms Hell indeed in cell
Pro wrestling match simultaneously homophobic and homoerotic
Fan honors the memory of Guerrero by lying, cheating, stealing
TMZ catches pro wrestler doing something or other
WWE viewership skyrockets after Kelly Kelly released from contract
Annoying fan speaks only in wrestling lingo
Long-awaited Flair vs. Broomstick match fails to live up to hype
Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view
