Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Lawler recovering faster than a bumped referee
Wrestling fan reads non-wrestling-related book
Wrestling fan resents his parents for naming him Mark
Rob Van Dam performs Two-Star Frog Splash
Thousands of frustrated WWE fans launch “Occupy Stamford” movement
Guy who blurs out old WWF logo feels under-appreciated
Shawn Michaels loses smile again but finds it between sofa cushions
Mars rover captures photos of Ric Flair’s “Space Mountain”
18,378 people in arena (except referee) spot cheating
Natalya Touts toot
Wrestling fans finally freed from weekly Nickelback exposure
62 percent of wrestling fans think monthly events are called “paper views”
TNA’s new “Ultimate Asterisk Match” features more ropes criss-crossed over ring
Wrestler more entertaining on Twitter than in ring
Three-hour Raw will feature 60 extra minutes of filler
“First Man Standing” match ends quickly
Lance Storm shoot interview duller than Lance Storm promo
“I’m here to stay,” Rock tells WWE fans before three-month absence
McMahon cries himself to sleep after reading 4,283,938 negative tweets about No Way Out
Sports entertainment event neither sporting nor entertaining
Unemployed, overweight fan criticizes wrestler’s “workrate”
Bobby Eaton still using “Beautiful” nickname for some reason
Zach Gowen somehow performs perfect leg-scissors
