Pretentious fan only refers to WWE wrestlers by their indy names
Bo Dallas envies Curtis Axel’s “long-term success”
Triple H diagnosed as dehydrated after years of spewing water all over himself
WWE launches “Get the W Out” campaign
Movie produced by WWE Studios somehow fails to get positive reviews
Kaitlyn’s secret admirer clearly has a fetish for bad wrestling
Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops
Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card
Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page to square off in yoga deathmatch
Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament
Security guards at WWE event once again prove useless
The Shield finally figure out route to entrance ramp
World Wrestling Entertainment apologizes for misspelling NEXT
McMahon suddenly realizes “Extreme Rules” is an oxymoron
The Shield demands justice and more helicopter rides
Steve Austin finally gets a hearing aid
AJ Lee seeks breast implant advice from Big E Langston
Fandango suspended after failing Wellness Policy test for performance-enhancing pizzazz
Wrestling match ends during commercial break
Renowned speech therapist releases book on how to let the a’s breathe
Bo Dallas sets world record for shortest push ever
Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”
The Rock to perform in WrestleMania main event via satellite
The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania