Enraged by chilly New Jersey weather, McMahon fires God
WWE Hall of Fame once again overlooks Mantaur
Sammartino finally earns his place alongside Koko B. Ware and Pete Rose
Backlund planning to choke out Sammartino at Hall of Fame ceremony
WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”
Vince McMahon’s next 10 tweets revealed
Guy with “Cena Nuff” sign has never “Cena woman naked”
WWE Magazine’s journalistic objectivity called into question
WrestleMania cancelled amid allegations of match-fixing
Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match
Hornswoggle to star in The Marine 4
Lesnar accidentally chooses bra & panties stipulation
“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike
Zeb Colter admits his real name is Yosemite Sam
Tensai hoping for WrestleMania match against Hornswoggle
WWE fans happy to see the Bella Quadruplets
Halle Berry fires her agent
Randy Orton replaced by life-size cardboard cutout of himself
Fandango now refusing to debut until people correctly pronounce “otorhinolaryngology”
All WWE referees treated for attention deficit disorder
God planning enormous rainstorm for WrestleMania to punish WWE for blasphemy
The Rock exhausted from countless title defences at WWE house shows
The Shield issues shaky handheld video demanding justice and video stabilizing software
Undertaker vows to wrestle at all WWE events within walking distance of his house