WWE
Unreal news about World Wrestling Entertainment. 1990 stories, 2012–2026.
Michael Cole replaced by robot that mentions Tout a million times per second
Raw expanding to nine hours
481 wrestling fans making “Ryblack” signs for tonight’s Smackdown taping
The Shield renamed Nexus 2
MITB briefcase to be replaced with filing cabinet
Punk’s knee injury attributed to long periods of sitting cross-legged
Vince McMahon denies there was ever an anonymous Raw GM
Ailing Colt Cabana gets Make-A-Wish visit from John Cena
Intercontinental Championship defended almost entirely on one continent
WWE “Handicapped Match” decried as tasteless by human rights group
Yet another wrestling event miraculously ends right on time
Traditional Survivors Series match expected to be traditionally long, dull
Demise of Twinkies sparks rumors of Ahmed Johnson’s WWE return
Young fan doesn’t know what the second W in WWE stands for
Bret Hart fondly recalls less-famous Montreal Blowjob
WWE planning explosive debut for new diva The Shockmistress
Surprisingly few original Survivors Series participants have survived
Kizarny unsuccessfully pitches “Kizarnosaurus” gimmick to WWE
WWE cures cancer
Scotty 2 Hotty puzzled by The Worm’s absence from 50 Greatest Finishers DVD
New WWE video game more realistic than WWE
TV still paused on “Don’t Try This at Home” screen when paramedics arrive
World anxiously awaits PPV review from chubby guy on webcam
