“Inescapable” Hell in a Cell has unusually high escape rate
Kane realizes no amount of Febreze will de-stink his mask
Paul Bearer eagerly awaiting his next opportunity to die on TV
WWE releases non-ugly t-shirt
Game developers working around the clock to remove Kelly Kelly from WWE ‘13
WWE pre-emptively sends all talent to rehab
WWE turns heel with pro-bullying campaign
Goat sues Daniel Bryan for slander
WWE wrestler’s children enjoy their annual “afternoon with daddy”
Conspiracy theorist insists Max Moon landing was hoaxed
WWE targets 95-107 age demographic with Larry King as social media ambassador
WWE replaces Kelly Kelly with Honey Boo Boo
WWE viewership skyrockets after Kelly Kelly released from contract
WWE searching globe for terrible musical act to showcase at WrestleMania
Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view
Lawler recovering faster than a bumped referee
Entire episode of Smackdown recaps Raw
Replica title belt costs more than real thing
Thousands of frustrated WWE fans launch “Occupy Stamford” movement
Guy who blurs out old WWF logo feels under-appreciated
93 percent of Zack Ryder action figures owned by Zack Ryder
Jobber jobless
Vince McMahon secretly hoping for another Gulf War
TNA Wrestling celebrates 10 years of making WWE look better