WWE
Unreal news about World Wrestling Entertainment. 1990 stories, 2012–2026.
“I’m here to stay,” Rock tells WWE fans before three-month absence
McMahon cries himself to sleep after reading 4,283,938 negative tweets about No Way Out
Sports entertainment event neither sporting nor entertaining
Kane not sure why he’s booked in three-way match either
“Divas just as important as male Superstars,” McMahon somehow says with straight face
Contract signing fails to devolve into brouhaha
World Wildlife Enterprises claims ownership of WWE acronym
Triple-H relieved he didn’t marry Ted Turner’s daughter instead
Big Show won’t stop pitching his screenplay for The Princess Bride 2
Vegan, drug-free Daniel Bryan violates Unwellness Policy
Jimmy Uso puzzled by Make-a-Wish request
Brodus Clay’s momma wishes people would just text instead
WWE ring crew finally learns to keep the sledgehammer elsewhere
Exposed to direct sunlight, Sheamus bursts into flames
Sin Cara action figures repackaged as “vintage” Rey Mysterio figures
“Straight-edge” CM Punk confesses addiction to his own voice
Stoppable force meets movable object
Mark Henry is also World’s Strongest Smelling Man
Lesnar’s return to wrestling brings legitimacy to UFC
Ultra-realistic WWE action figures come with bottle of spray tan
WWE to release t-shirts for those indifferent to Cena
McMahon unveils even more humiliating “Kiss My Face Club”
WWE Divas suspended for using performance-enhancing jugs
