WWE targets younger audience with baby vs. baby match
18,378 people in arena (except referee) spot cheating
Three million gallons of unsold ICOPRO buried behind Titan Tower
Natalya Touts toot
Kharma khutting khalories and kharbohydrates
1001st episode of Raw to feature “nothing but Doink”
Sandow suspended for use of performance-enhancing thesaurus
WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw
PG-rated WWE renames event “Heck in a Cell”
McMahon surprised to learn NXT still exists
Christian promoted to Colonel Charisma
62 percent of wrestling fans think monthly events are called “paper views”
Money in the Bank briefcase to be replaced with more convenient USB stick
Charlie Sheen violates every aspect of WWE Wellness Policy
WWE uses intimidation and threats to make nerds join anti-bullying campaign
Kane designs “I Dig Dead Chicks” t-shirt
Wrestler’s marriage somehow fails
Wrestler more entertaining on Twitter than in ring
WWE wishes Chyna the worst in her future endeavors
Actual Punjabi prison more enjoyable than watching Punjabi Prison match, says inmate
Chris Jericho learns 1,005th hold
Three-hour Raw will feature 60 extra minutes of filler
On this day in WWE history: absolutely nothing happened
“First Man Standing” match ends quickly