Monday Night Raw
Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.
RAW PREVIEW: Zero things you need to know before tonight’s show
WWE introduces North Korean heel Kim Jong Bundy
Reigns counter-attacks Cena with vicious I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?
McMahon “furious” solar eclipse got bigger viewership than Raw
Two wrestlers square off in innovative “Double Threat Match”
Commercials briefly interrupted by Raw wrestling matches
Cost-cutting WWE cancels Talking Smack, Total Divas, Raw, and WrestleMania
Safety First! WWE to add guardrail around Raw stage
Raw features guest appearance by people who apparently play a sport or something
RAW SPOILER! Same goddamn people will be in goddamn front row again
These identical twins will square off tonight on Raw — can you tell them apart?
Kayfabe News takes day off after WWE actually announces Dumpster Match for Raw
Flipped ambulance to confront Strowman tonight on Raw
The Top 2,000 Kayfabe News Stories of All Time
Undertaker appears at local Applebee’s after Mick Foley wishes it so
Raw Preview: Can Zayn Survive Five Minutes With Epico?
Clinton announces she will run for Raw GM
CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?
Scripted spectacle of cartoonish conflict airs tonight; also, WWE Raw is on
After agonizingly long hiatus, WWE finally presents a pay-per-view
WWE announces four-way brand split: Are you ready for RawDown and SmackRaw?
RAW SPOILER! Talk show segment to devolve into violence
Raw Spoiler! You’ll never guess which rugged French-Canadian won the Universal Championship!
